Bill Engvall

My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.

I used to hunt and fish.

I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.

They say I can open movies, and that's nice in that it puts into people's minds that women can do it. It's not just Kevin Costner, not just Arnold Schwarzenegger. Not just the guys.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

I get asked all the time if I want to do more dramatic acting, and I really doubt that dramatic actors get asked if they want to do more comedies. I don't really know why that is.